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What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? --I'll be home in twenty minutes. Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? --To keep his ankles warm. Realization of from another White House intern . . . --And all that time I thought that humming was the shredder! Why was Monica Lewinsky in the White House after hours? --Clinton was showing her the proper way to take "dic"tation. What was President Clinton's explanation for having oral sex with Monica Lewinsky? --"They told me she was the "head" intern!" What's the recipe for Clinton stew? --A small weenie in hot water. What do Monica and Bill Clinon have most in common? --They're both going down. Someone ask Clinton if he was going back to Arkansas after this is all over. --He said he thought he would stay in D.C. and poke around for a while. Why does Bill drink so much coffee? --He is required to "stay up" for many hours to satisfy the needs of his staff. How did Clinton exercise his position as Commander-in-Chief? --By barking out orders . . . like "Get Under the Desk!" Don't feel sorry for Monica...... --She'll be back "on her knees" in no time! Why did Bill get into this problem? --He didn't know that harass was one word. Clinton Presidential Anthem -- --Kneel to the Chief What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate? --At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of "Deep Throat." Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House staff? --She didn't understand know what STAFF he really meant. Who's going to score first in the Super Bowl? --The Denver Broncos or the Green Bay Packers? Bill Clinton What's Hillary's new nickname for Bill's penis? --"The Titanic" - because over 1500 interns went down on it. What is Clinton's new Secret Service Code Name? --Unibanger. How does Hillary feel? --She may be the FIRST LADY, but she won't be the LAST What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their meeting on January 22, 1998? --"Bill....Goats don't talk!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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